whatsupdoc:

this thanksgiving i am thankful that this large panda chair greatly declined in sales price so that i may buy it for all of my friends and family this christmas

WHY ISN’T THIS MINE

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friendlyatheist:

Science is God’s way of telling you he doesn’t exist.

stfuconservatives:

President Barack Obama criticises Republican silence on booing of gay soldier. (x)

He needs to bust out that face and finger more often, it just screams “I have had. enough. of. you.”

-Joe

It’s also a part of “The Continuing Adventures of Barack Obama, America’s Dad”

stfuconservatives:

ronithebear:

joetheblogger:

“I’ve never seen a president start so many speeches with a heavy sigh.” -Jon Stewart

“I’m not angry, America— just disappointed.”

“I don’t care which party started it, I’m going to end it”

necklaceeeeeeee

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You were everything to her and I can feel it. 

You’ve lost so much in your life and I just wish that there was a way that your soul could be at ease for once in your life, but there is nothing I can do. That bridge is gone, but I’m not lacking in sympathy for you. Things will get better eventually, I swear they will.

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…why

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AW

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also your kids

and your spouse

and all of your coworkers

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