imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst:

• john was my favourite beatle 
• abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
• i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
• disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
• but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
• god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones 

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

I’m sitting in the back of my workplace right now eating some lettuce and just dreading going back out on the floor because I am so exhausted with this place. I keep going to neighboring stores to check up on applications and I haven’t had any luck yet. I just know I can’t do this anymore. I need a break so badly that it’s killing me. I’m always pissed off and this is all I can ever talk about.
I am starting to realize this place is the source of my depression and that I really need to get out before it actually does physical harm.

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo)

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

These are glorious. 

Ahahha perfect

Jack attack!

Why is it that every time, even if I put in for a day a month in advance, I NEVER get that day off? Everyone else at my work can take vacations, call in every other day, say they can’t work a weekend a day beforehand, and get sick, but I put in for a day, as in, telling them I CANNOT work that day, and I end up shifting my obligations and plans to make it to work anyway? Like, seriously, this is so fucking ridiculous. I will be able to make it to my best friend’s graduation still, so it’s not the worst thing that could ever happen, but seriously, I have never even called in at this job. I cover for people left and right and I’m getting fucked out of my vacation time so my boss can take his, and I can’t even get a SINGLE FUCKING DAY that I request off. Under any circumstances. This is absolute bullshit.

By not working out???? Can someone explain this to me? I haven’t been running since Saturday and I’ve lost like a pound and a half.

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

stfuconservatives:

Today Delaware became the 11th state to legalize same-sex marriage.

(Source: demnewswire)

ruraljackdaw:

The Gripping Saga

Made rebloggable for Steven

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

melodyziko:

Ahem, MOM. #vegan #vegans #health #healthy #family #friends #veg #lol #seriously #instagram #instagood #igaddict #666