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yet another unrealistic expectation for women

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo)

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.  

These are glorious. 

Ahahha perfect

Jack attack!

Jack attack!

Why is it that every time, even if I put in for a day a month in advance, I NEVER get that day off? Everyone else at my work can take vacations, call in every other day, say they can’t work a weekend a day beforehand, and get sick, but I put in for a day, as in, telling them I CANNOT work that day, and I end up shifting my obligations and plans to make it to work anyway? Like, seriously, this is so fucking ridiculous. I will be able to make it to my best friend’s graduation still, so it’s not the worst thing that could ever happen, but seriously, I have never even called in at this job. I cover for people left and right and I’m getting fucked out of my vacation time so my boss can take his, and I can’t even get a SINGLE FUCKING DAY that I request off. Under any circumstances. This is absolute bullshit.

I lost weight

By not working out???? Can someone explain this to me? I haven’t been running since Saturday and I’ve lost like a pound and a half.

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

stfuconservatives:

Today Delaware became the 11th state to legalize same-sex marriage.

stfuconservatives:

Today Delaware became the 11th state to legalize same-sex marriage.

(Source: demnewswire)

ruraljackdaw:

The Gripping Saga

Made rebloggable for Steven

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

My first ever falafel sammich! It’s just falafel, cracked chili pepper hummus, and some salad I didn’t finish yesterday. Pretty tasty though!

melodyziko:

Ahem, MOM. #vegan #vegans #health #healthy #family #friends #veg #lol #seriously #instagram #instagood #igaddict #666

melodyziko:

Ahem, MOM. #vegan #vegans #health #healthy #family #friends #veg #lol #seriously #instagram #instagood #igaddict #666

person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

(Source: proud-atheist)

Wouldn’t be able to do it without you.

Love youuuuu <33333

Love youuuuu <33333